I watched a dandelion lose its mind in the wind
and when it did, it scattered a thousand seeds,
So the next time I tell you
how easily I come out of my skin,
don’t try to put me back in,
Just say, here we are, together at the window
aching for it to all get better
but knowing as bad as it hurts,
our hearts may have only just skinned their knees,
knowing there is a chance
the worst day might still be coming,
Let me say, right now for the record,
I’m still gonna be here,
asking this world to dance
even if it keeps stepping on my holy feet…
Andrea Gibson (via feministpizza)
(Source: reverbelation)
Dear Drunk Me: please stop hiding important belongings from Sober Me. It’s not as funny as you think it is.
Oh hai, Tumblr.
It’s been a minute. What’s up?
I just saw a cartoon in a library bathroom stall.
It depicted someone masturbating while reading Plato.
Probably the most literal interpretation of some Reedies I’ve ever seen.
Lights will guide you home.: 'Don't ask me why I'm single'
Here’s a quick list of reasons why I’m single, and probably why a lot of other awesome women are single as well:
- I tried dating, but the guys I met were also seeing other women at the same time, even when we started seeing each other frequently.
- I got hurt pretty bad and I’m doing my best to…
The second portion of this list is DEAD. ON.
#singleforlifeandlovingit!!!
(Source: hellogiggles.com)
I get really bored on Sundays. This is what I did instead of my homework.
Drake - Doing It Wrong… Sort of; not really. Messing around mostly.4dalulz
HOT DAMN
Old people freak me out. With their hands… and their legs. They’re like the human version of pleated pants.
Schmidt, New Girl, 1.23 (via keepmewherethelightsare)
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, a summer’s day is not a bitch.
Nick from New Girl (via keepcalm-and-killzombies)
I support this new meme.
TRUTH. Except my college proceeded to go bankrupt and shut down. I was part of the final graduating class. SOOOO…I now owe over $60,000 to a defunct instution.
